if we hadn't been mormon and if we'd been english and born in 1820

opium, we ought

to have

done, and

absinthe

Winking - Chat Poem

He kept winking at me,
but it might have been a twitch.

Unregulated Capitalism - Chat Poem

It was just
that I opposed
unregulated
capitalism and
the death penalty
and liked
ketchup.

Online Loveseeking. Chat Poem, August 11, 2009

Ah, the many
perils of online
loveseeking,
she sighed,
and ate another
pretzel.